Women's Studies 12: Systematic Objectification and Exploitation of the Naked Female Form by the Dead White Pornographer Michelangelo
Political Science 404: It's Not Lying When It's "Spin"
Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker
American Studies 215: 100 Years of Potted Meat Profiteering
International Relations 101: Demanding That Foreigners Speak English
Lesbian Studies 205: Emma Goldman and the Munching of Righteous Carpet
English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre Essay Published by The Bitter, Self-Obsessed Professor
English 291b: Language Disorders and the Litertitary Tradision: Gardate Sernimar
Philosophy 117: Pretending to Care About Kant
Human Sexuality 303: Oedipus or Lolita: Men Can't Win
Applied Mathematics 312: Stochastic Processes, Dynamical Systems, Applied Differential Geometry, Biological Applications of Theoretical Mechanics and Scientific Computation, Interdisciplinary Modeling, and Geophysical Fluid Dynamics for the Liberal Arts Student
African American Studies 155: Language, Discourse, and Verbal Style in the Motherfucking African Diaspora
Physics 210: General Theories of Relativity or Non-Relativity, Depending
Astronomy 207: Advanced Analysis of 1000s of Photos of Nearly Identical Rocks from Remote Celestial Bodies
Psychology 1303: Creative Neurosurgery
Federation 133: Post-Vulcan Narrativity Paradigms in Romulan Literature
Celtic 138r: The Yrgle Opwsich, The Prdll Choergl, and The Mabinogi - Distinguishing Genuine Celtic From Horseshit
Government 1750: Nationalism in International Relations, Internationalism in National Relations, Relationalism, and Gnashed Innards
Psychology 987f. The Biology of Conscious States: Waking, Sleeping, Fucking, and Showering
Geology 101: A Rock is a Rock is a Rock: The Quarterback's GPA-Booster
Art 205: Scrotums and Penises in Rennaisance Sculpture
American Studies 405: Senior Seminar: Dispelling the Pipe Dream of Employment
Anthropology 250/Philosophy 250: Perfecting Pronunciation of "Paradigm" in Pretentious Discourse
Women's Studies 208: "Bitch, Fix Me Dinner!" - Embracing the Reality of Domesticity
Theatre 120: Adjusting Your Sissy-Pants Beret and Cape
Music 260: Smooth Operating: How John Coltrane LP's WILL Get You Laid
Modern Culture & Media 160: Justifying the 30 Hours of Shitty Cable You Watch Every Week by Writing Vacuous Essays Laden With Repulsively Gratuitous Verbiage
Sociology 227: Field Research: Mating Patterns in the Coastal Saloon Ecosystem
Physical Education 201: Unleashing the Bully Within - Crotch Taping, Indian Burns, and Dispensing the Perfect Swirly
Computer Science 101: This Year, You Need to Take More Than Just This Class to Score a $75K Gig at Some Retard Dotcom
Business 105: Big Pimpin' - The Relative Non-Ease Thereof
Chemistry 412: I Sing The Mushroom Electronic: Seminar in Advanced Comparative Hallucinogens
Human Sexuality 312: GI-Bi: Gender-Blind Coupling in the Army Base Cul de Sac
American Studies 109: From Jennifer Love Hewitt to Sarah Michelle Gellar - Navigating Your Way Through The Fleshy Sea of Nubile Three-Named Actresses
Sociology 206: Your Parents Are Paying Mad Cash for This, But I Am Soooo Hung Over From Chasing Freshman Tail So Just Go Get Coffee, Okay?
Education 104: Clueless, Beleaguered TA's and Absentee Star Professors on Book Tours in the Modern Educational System
Chemistry 102: From Rohypnol to GBH: Party Planning for Frat Boys
