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HOT NEW COUNTRY ALBUMS
  1. "There's a Queer in my Steer" – Rod Roughneck
  2. "Takes a Lickin' and Keeps on Prickin'" – Hoochie Buzzards
  3. "Dolly Parton's Greatest Tits"
  4. "Tough as Fuck" – Garth Shinyboots & the Nashville Purty Boys
  5. "Coalminer's Daughter's Great-Niece's Third Cousin Twice Removed Who Grew Up in Jersey & Went to Bryn Mawr" – LeAnn Saccharine
  6. "Let's Do It In the Okra" – Chattahoochee Three
  7. "Ain't Drunk, Just Pukin'" – Cooter
  8. "Wrangler Wedgie Shuffle" – Kid Skag & the Crackers
  9. "Applebees Angel" – Toby Twang
  10. "Honkytonk Honky" – Whitey White & the Bedsheets
  11. "Ain't No Hooker, Y'all!" – Trisha Sugartaint
  12. "These Boots Were Made for Shit-Kickin'" – Otis-Bob & His Hula-Heifers
  13. "Redneck Noise for Pinko Libs Vol. IV" – Dixie Chicks
  14. "The Devil Went Down to Planned Parenthood" – Rudolph & McVeigh
  15. "Whisky Makes My Asshole Hurt" – Blackout Monroe
  16. "Red-Hot Reggae Hootenanny "– Wailin' Jennings
  17. "Painted Up & Puttin' Out" – Wynonna Widebottom
  18. "Sharp-Dressed International Man" – Chippendales ZZ Top Explosion
  19. "Lord Won't You Buy Me a Ford F-150 Extended Cab With Leather Buckets & Bluetooth Cellphone Integration" – Merle Mullet
  20. "All My Rowdy Friends (Have Genital Warts)" – JoeBob Stetson
  21. "Drunk Tank Lovin'" – The Double-Wide Dandys
  22. "Crisco Kisses" – Malvina & Mabel
  23. "You Put the NRA in American" – Colt Winchester
  24. "Plantation Polka" – MC Token Colored Fella & Tito
  25. "These Colors Don't Run: They Goose–Step!" – Toby Keith
  26. "Tonight I Expectorate My Love For You" – Copenhagen Henry & the Chaw Boys
  27. "Official Soundtrack: Operation Iraqi Clusterfuck" – Various Artists
  28. "Hog Slop Boogie" – Dwayne Midnight & the Fatties
  29. "I'd Hit It" – Hicks With Dicks
  30. "Ten Gallon Toupee" – Tim McGraw
  31. "The Tex-Mex Two-Step" – Big John & Chi-Chi
  32. "She Thinks My 12HP John Deere Riding Mower is Sexy" – Lenny Wifebeater & the Chest-Waxers
  33. "No Thanky Yankeee" – Dr. Cornpone & the Washtubbers
  34. "I Ain't Know Stereotype" – Mary Jo Jean Johns
  35. "Camel Toe Conga" – Shania Maybelle
  36. "Oklahomo Nights" – Linedancing Larry & the Nuthuggers
  37. "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be ConAgra Sales Reps" – Stripmall Cowboys
  38. "Cottonmouth Caterwauling" – Willie Nelson
  39. "Kiss My NASSCAR" – Jeb McKentucky
  40. "Your Crick Is My Holler" – Shania Steinberg
  41. "She Broke My Cowboy Heart, So I Broke Her Cowgirl Face" – Tex Testosterone & the Linebackers
  42. "I'm So Lonesome, I Could Die of Autoerotic Asphyxiation" – Zayne Clearasil
  43. "I Got Friends In Lower Middle Income Tax Brackets" – Chadwick Worthington III & the Rebels
  44. "The Ballad of Oxycontin Earl" – Tweaking Joe and the Bandits
  45. "Grits on My Tits" – Tammy Whynot
  46. "There's Another Dude's Cheese Doodle Prints on My Universal Remote" – Uncle Gordy
  47. "Hickey on My Tattoo" – The Spanklin Brothers
  48. "Acapella Tribute to Charlie Daniels" – Harlem Boys Choir
  49. "Fuck Jesus, I Got Yer Back!" – Righteous Bob & His 4th Wife Shirley
  50. "There's Skidmarks on the BVDs of My Heart" – Roddy Rogers