The Absolute Bottom 50...

FAST FOOD FRANCHISES

  1. Senor Floggy's Dinner Dungeon
  2. I Can't Believe It's Not Fetid!
  3. Donner Party Palace
  4. Whitey's Segregatorium
  5. Yangtzee Hot Dog Town
  6. Gag Me With a Greasy Spoon
  7. Aunt Flo's Mayonnaise-Based Picnic Salad Emporium
  8. Captain Smegma's Llama Village
  9. Slaughterhouse HIGH-FIVE!
  10. Sam McDonaldson's
  11. Totally Pickles
  12. Pimple Hut
  13. Sauces, Sauces, Sauces!
  14. Hansel & Gristle's
  15. Lung Queen
  16. Mr. Liver's Meat Parade
  17. Casino of Cholesterol
  18. Jurassic Pork
  19. TGI Coprophagy's
  20. Bucket 'O Baboon
  21. Disgruntled Teen Ejaculate Palace
  22. Coleslaw King
  23. Thank Christ fer Chitlins!
  24. Itchy Phil's Psoriasis Patio
  25. Fatty Come Home
  26. Tower of Leftovers
  27. Cowering Calf's Veal Box
  28. Beef Relief
  29. Soup in a Boot
  30. Taco Orgy
  31. MC Hepatitis' Gangsta Wraps
  32. Salad Surgeon
  33. The Gizzard Funnel
  34. Manwich Farms
  35. White Trash Honeys With Breast Implants Serve You Cheap Bar Food
  36. The Horny Suburbanite Bar & Grill
  37. Ye Olde Sputum Factory
  38. Sir Loin's Barbecue Swingset
  39. Russian Teething Room
  40. Sebaceous Cottage
  41. Der Spleenerschnitzel
  42. Gather Round the Eel Wheel!
  43. Emu-gasm!
  44. Tofu Tonight
  45. Food Stamp Fiesta
  46. La Casa de Burning Anus
  47. Dandruff Dan's Risotto Explosion
  48. A Reason to Drink
  49. Arnie's Anatomy Lab
  50. Gefilte Ghetto