The Absolute Bottom 50...

>>>>> FETISHES <<<<<

  1. Latex Nascar dads
  2. Saran Wrap muumuus
  3. Prostate decoupage
  4. Consumer electronics owners manuals read aloud through a snorkel by a sunburnt pygmy wearing a fruit leather saddle
  5. Yodeling quadriplegics
  6. Genital goatees
  7. Cholesterol play
  8. Abusive Hasidim
  9. Freudian psychotherapy
  10. Wally/Beaver role-playing
  11. Inconsolable weeping
  12. Penis inside orifice
  13. Loofahed eyeballs
  14. Average-looking mommies in baggy cotton sweatsuits
  15. Sign language dirty talk
  16. Cakehole composting
  17. Placenta taunting
  18. Homeless veterans
  19. Facial mole depilation
  20. Comatose disciplinarians
  21. Posterior Cheez-Wiz induction
  22. Funeral processions
  23. Hannity & Colmes
  24. Forced jazzercise
  25. The War on Terror
  26. Singed elbow hair
  27. Being pummeled like a human piņata until vomiting seaweed salad over a bed of sushi rice artfully arranged at the feet of a Toshiro Mifune mannequin
  28. The crunch of Zwieback
  29. Vintage taxidermy groping
  30. Chemotherapy
  31. National Public Radio
  32. Salmon roe gargling
  33. She-Hulk
  34. String theory
  35. Inclement weather
  36. Yahtzee! prodigies
  37. Emotionally unavailable mulattos
  38. Arthritic knuckle worship
  39. Self-immolation
  40. Disembodied animal lips sewn to a kite flying over kindergarteners at recess
  41. Greasy public telephones
  42. Armed robbery reenactments
  43. Cellulite dimples
  44. Lethal Injections
  45. Doin' it in a Subaru
  46. Kevin Costner impersonators
  47. Auto-voyeurism
  48. Liverwurst thongs
  49. Stern giantesses in Wal-Mart aprons
  50. Still-warm buttock imprints on vinyl-upholstered diner booths