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  1. PRESIDENT'S DAY: HELL TO THE CHIEF
  2. Steven Segal is… BLOATED & WHEEZING 3
  3. MASK 2: THE WRATH OF GAR
  4. BEING STEVE GUTTENBURG
  5. GLENGARRY GLEN OR GLENDA
  6. FORREST GUMP 2: ROLLERBALL RETARD
  7. CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN SALAMI
  8. PTEEN PTERODACTYL
  9. BORN ON THE 25th OF DECEMBER
  10. Austin Powers in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
  11. Molly Ringwald is... HOMELY
  12. PILLOW FIGHT CLUB
  13. BLUE NATIONAL VELVET
  14. MY BIG FAT GOTH WEDDING
  15. EDWARD HERPESHANDS
  16. SCHINDLER'S FISTS OF FURY
  17. BARBARA STREISAND: LIVE BEYOND THUNDERDOME
  18. Denzel Washington is… THAT MAGICAL NEGRO
  19. THE MAN WHO MET A WOMAN AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HER, BUT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM, AND SO HE SAID SHE WAS A BITCH, AND THEN HE CALLED HER HOUSE A FEW TIMES AND HUNG UP ON HER WHEN SHE ANSWERED, BUT THEN HE EVENTUALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AND WENT BACK TO MASTURBATING FIVE TIMES A DAY
  20. I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (THE MUSICAL!)
  21. THAT LUMBERING TORTOISE!!
  22. Sly Stallone is… THE COCKFIGHTER!
  23. HINDENBURG 2: JERSEY WEEPS
  24. AT HOME WITH CARROT TOP
  25. JURASSIC FLORA - a Ken Burns Film
  26. THE TOWERING METAPHOR
  27. DUDE, WHERE'S MY KIDNEY?
  28. Mary-Kate Olsen in… ONE DRINK MINIMUM!
  29. De Niro. Pacino. Scorsese. CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG 2005
  30. DANCES WITH MANATEES
  31. Russell Crowe is… SEXY POUTY DESCENDANT OF CRIMINALS
  32. THE LITTLEST KILL-BOT
  33. Estelle Getty is… INSATIABLE!
  34. LOW CUT BLOUSE - A Meg Ryan Vehicle
  35. Pamela Lee Anderson is… THE MAKE-BELIEVE ONCOLOGIST
  36. QUEST FOR FIRE 2: STILL GRUNTIN'
  37. Donald Trump is… NOT REPUGNANT TO GOLD-DIGGERS
  38. Tom Cruise stars in… HE'S JUST THE POOL BOY - HONEST!
  39. Chris Rock is… PUNCTUATED BY "FUCK"
  40. CRYSTAL DECANTER NIGHTS - A QVC Production
  41. CHRISTINE 2: THE EDDIE BAUER LIMITED EDITION
  42. SILENCE OF THE JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMMES
  43. FULL METAL SMOKING JACKET
  44. THELMA & BONNIE & LOUSIE & SMOKEY & CLYDE & THE BANDIT
  45. L. Ron Hubbard's ANCIENT SPACE LIZARDS LIVE IN YOUR HEAD
  46. SORORITY PANTY RAID II: SENIOR HUMP
  47. THE PERFECT DRIZZLE
  48. James Bond is… KNEE-DEEP IN DANGER PUSSY
  49. THE LAST TEMPTATION OF OPRAH
  50. George Lucas presents… 120 MINUTE TOY COMMERCIAL VIII