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  1. "Soviet Gulag"
  2. "What a Long, Strange 4 Years of Pubescent Agony It's Been"
  3. "It's Raining Belts!"
  4. "Forever Marmalade"
  5. "Flowers and Felons"
  6. "When Doves Rot"
  7. "Gonor-real Love"
  8. "Smells Like Teen Locker Room"
  9. "Endless Larvae"
  10. "Stairway to Perdition"
  11. "An Evening of Elegant Scarification"
  12. "Bring Your Newborn!"
  13. "Turkish Prison Delight"
  14. "Open Sewer Samba!"
  15. "Groping Pains"
  16. "Lesbian Luau"
  17. "The Moment of Conception"
  18. "Knights in White Satin Sheets"
  19. "Stink Finger Bang-O-Rama"
  20. "Stop In The Name of Leather"
  21. "Civil War Field Hospital"
  22. "The Digestive System"
  23. "Clique Wars"
  24. "Go-Go Bar Men's Room"
  25. "The Basement of the Sad, Fat, Unpopular Girl"
  26. "Klingons on Parade"
  27. "The Wrath of God"
  28. "Total Eclipse of The Crotch"
  29. "Hell's Angels Hoedown"
  30. "We Should Never Pass This Way Again"
  31. "Nuclear Winter Wonderland"
  32. "Planet of the Teen Wolves"
  33. "Cherry Pop Sock Hop"
  34. "Under the Microscope"
  35. "Harlem Crack House"
  36. "The Fall of Rome"
  37. "Orgy of Abstinence"
  38. "Ga-Ga For Gaza!"
  39. "Straight to Video"
  40. "The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter"
  41. "Mondo Bottomless"
  42. "Awkward Fondling in Rented Limo"
  43. "Appalachian Love"
  44. "Collateral Damage"
  45. "The Roaring Late Nineties"
  46. "Journey to Frank Lloyd Wright's Genius"
  47. "Local Retailer Sponsorship Bazaar"
  48. "Trials of the Century"
  49. "Keg in the Woods"
  50. "Prelude to Cherrypopping"