The Absolute Bottom 50...

> PRESCRIPTION DRUGS <

  1. Euthanor D - "Helping Grandpa Fall Peacefully Asleep… Forever"
  2. Narcissitrex - "Because It Really Is All About YOU"
  3. Dingleban - "For The Wipe Of Your Life!"
  4. Deertix - "Recreational Lyme Infection Supplement"
  5. Oprahvion 12 - "Empowering the Screeching, Violent Voices In Your Head, Girlfriend!"
  6. Labiamajoratrol - "Later Days, Camel-Toe!"
  7. Camaronox - "Unleash Your Inner Muscle Car!"
  8. Fantax - "When A Restraining Order Fails To Dissuade"
  9. Copraphagium B - "Dietary Self-Sufficiency NOW"
  10. Neglecterol - "Making Parenthood Imaginary"
  11. Gesticulatrin - "Instant Rhythm For Whitey"
  12. Postivitin - "From Loathsome to Lovesome in 10 Minutes or Less"
  13. McDoniqa - "Great Cheeseburger Taste Only Your Doctor Can Prescribe"
  14. Homoxocillin - "Keeping The Closet Door Closed Shut"
  15. Vomitrim - "For When There's Nothing Left To Purge"
  16. Beefcakatrex - "NOW Who's the Machoest Meatball On The Beach?"
  17. Scientologoft - "Freeing The Thousand Year-Old Space Lizard In You!"
  18. Lobotonal - "Cuz Smarts is for Sissies"
  19. Coxotin - "Hard Medicine For Soft Men"
  20. Ballsomax - "The Courage You Need To Cheat On Your Wife, Quit Your Job, And Shoot The Neighbor's Yappy Dog"
  21. Hypochondrotac - "Another Reason to Annoy"
  22. Fraternomax - "Binge Drinking Made Painless"
  23. Enditaine - "Because You Don't Have to Die Painfully and Embarrassingly"
  24. Kryptium - "You Can Fly!"
  25. Peroxin - "Not Only Do Blondes Have More Fun, They Get Paid More, Are Loved More, And Have More Fulfilling Lives Than You
  26. Sphinctranol 7 - "Kiss Konstipation Goodbye!"
  27. Identiban - "Stop Hating Yourself And Learn To Love This Drug"
  28. Regis Philbitrim - "You're Meant To Be Loud and Ingratiating!"
  29. UBFrosti - "Helping You Get Yo' Freak On"
  30. Halcyon AM - "Morning Napping Made Easy"
  31. Valtrex II - "The Wrath of Chancres"
  32. Nico-Fleet - "All-Day Strength Nicotine Enema"
  33. Nipplidyne - "Space-Aged Teat Desensitizing Balm"
  34. Libidovor - "Your Personal Geyser of Groinal Moisture"
  35. Wheresmidinnerol - "Subduing the Binging Pig Within"
  36. Anutane - "Age-Defying Sphincter Cream"
  37. DotCominex - "Delusional Business Concepts Made Palatable"
  38. ForeScalana - "Say Bye-Bye to Circumcision Scars!"
  39. Thundercrapocol - "Putting the'Super' In 'Suppository'"
  40. SmileyTime Jr. - "The Melancholy Youngster's Best Friend"
  41. Snot-B-Gone! - "Chemical Adenoid Cauterizer"
  42. OcuOxy - "Cornea Acne Banished in the Blink of an Eye"
  43. Tastigrip - "Delicious Time-Release Denture Adhesive - Now in Apricot!"
  44. Chappaquiddix - "Guiltless Water Retention"
  45. Cashobin - "The Asthma Inhalant That Gets You High Off Your Ass"
  46. Skoalbanditraine - "A Dab'll Do Ya"
  47. Delusionex - "You're the Center of the World!"
  48. NoDoz Ultra - "Making Eighth Grade Livelier!"
  49. Erectical - "Better Living Through Priapism"
  50. PharMaxx - "Specially Formulated to Generate Profits"