Dude! Welcome to Frat Beat, where guys like us chill and do our thing—without the chiquitas! So crack a brewski and dig in—cuz it's party time!

SPRING BREAK WRAPUP!

FRAT BEAT visits FOUR super-kicking hot spots for exclusive reports that take you inside this year's rockingest ultra-ragers! » CHECK IT! «
 

DRINKIN' GAMES!

If dude doth not booze, then dude doth lose! Start pickling your liver with these mega-simple contests of chugosity, bros! » CHECK IT! «
 

CONDIMENT OR DUDE SPLOOGE?

Can you tell the difference, hoss? Learn how with this totally awesome quiz, and you'll never slip in random spunk funk again! » CHECK IT! «
 

RUSH WARRIORS!

FRAT BEAT catches up with some cool bros hell-bent on swillin' major suds and scoring thick slices of tasty frosh tang! » CHECK IT! «
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