Dude, it's a totally rough freak-out we've all experienced: you're stumbling to the pisser after a long night of partying down, and you totally wipe out after slipping in a funky little puddle of mystery spunk. What was it? Harmless rancid condiment, or nasty-assed pre-crusty dude splooge? To find out if you've got the eye to stear clear of random DNA jelly, rock with the kickin' quiz below!
1. Is it just Filet-0-Fish goop, or did some bro get his jizz
percolators curb-stomped at last night's charity fag hunt? Which is it, hoss?  
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2.
Man, this could be custard. Or, like, has Stan "The Gland" (Beta Theta Pi '06)
been cranking his joystick for shits and giggles? What say you, dudicle?
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3.
Schools make us let ethnics join up now – so like, is this some kind of Asian tofu sauce, or Wang-Hu chinky tadpoles? Take your pick, bro:
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4.
OK, either "Skipper" dripped mayo from one of his stoner bologna and spaghetti sandwiches, or he beat meat. Or both! Call it like you see it, dog:
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