CHICKENHEAD® – Formerly Noted Purveyor Of Worthlessness

» Absolute Bottom 50
Lists upon lists of the unimaginably horrible.

» Instant Outrage
Disgorge clichéd identity politics screeds - free!

» The Rev. Jerry Falwell
Is absolutely, positively NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!

» Doggies of Hanoi
Meet the most sweetestest Vietnamese doggies ever.

» Dick Cheney Gun Club
Hunting with the Veep is always a total BLAST!

» Cheapie Creepy Masks!
Printable costumes for neo-Satanic autumnal fun.

» Stopid Burnet Jokes
Proud blonde Kim Nerbak dishes brutal payback.

» Punished by GOD!
Seven deadly sins yield seven deformed sinners.

» Dear John Letters
Compose your very own with this swell generator.

» Elephant Man Stand-Up
Crazy man John Merrick serves up the chuckles.

» The Cosmic Peephole!
Tap into Dionne Warwick's powers of ultra-voyeurism.

» Got Milk? REJECTS
Ads TOO HOT for the U.S. Dairy Association.

» Iwon Mike Vawentines!
Vewy speciawl wetters fwom Mike Tyson.

» Santa Letter Generator
Beg the fat man with this nifty techno-doodad.

» Instant Bureaucracy!
Emulate the lifestyle of a ladder-climbing automaton.

» RAD Spells & Curses
From Mistress Raven: bound concubine of SATAN!

» Loserscopes
From unemployed astrology hobbyist Pam Heffernin.

» Comic Strip Pictures & words COMBINED to mirthful effect. LOL!

» Kitty Gone to Heaven
The widow Ester Brimley eulogizes a bevy of felines.

» Teen Poetry Corner
An explosion of pubescent literary adventure.

» CATFIGHT! Zillion dollar trophy wives bear gilded claws and show NO MERCY.

» Humbert Humbert STAR TALK Dishing with ripe Olsen morsels

» Pork: The Other Ads
Astonishingly appetizing interweb advertisements.

» Ultimate Screen Savior
Compute with the "All- You-Can-Eat Last Supper"

» The Erudite Laborer
His poetic catcalls set lady pedestrians' loins ablaze.

» Campus Bulletin Board
Print 'em. Post 'em. Watch blessed chaos unfold.

» Vomitorium Crockery Skeletal temptress Kate Moss knows tons and tons.

» Virtual Housecalls
The Internet MD serves up sound medical diagnoses.

» Office Fun Signs Sow neato workplace scandal and acrimony!

» Instant Oscar Speeches
Courtesy of the Academy Award Speech Generator.

» EXTREME PRAYER
Hip, "edgy" prayers crackling with attitude!

» The Wrath of Brad!
Interstellar woe be upon his heartless tormentors.

» World of Sweaters!
A poetic tribute from the handsome brothers Kriegel.

» Teen Movie Pitches
Generate your own - just like a Hollywood big shot.

» Jack McCracken FIGHTS DIRTY! He takes the bully olympics gold!

» Andy Rooney's "TOO HOT FOR TV!" CBS' Mr. Cranky – UNCENSORED!

» The Disciplinary Nanny
Bringing Traditionalist Chic to Professional Child Care.

» Jerry Garcia Autopsy A way special look at the rockingest autopsy ever.

» The Emotional Tampon
Nice guy Carl finishes last in love — again & again!

» Geriatric Erotica
Elder-romances so naughty, they're bound in leather.

» Cheerleader Epiphanies
Earth-shattering thoughts from Sue-Jane Kruxler.

» Frat Beat The radical zine that's got college Greeks totally pumped!

» Cletus' Critter Safari
Like a National Geographic special, cept'n different.

» Chia Puberty Charming marble figurines capture the magic of puberty.

» Postal Proposals
Miss Peggy reaches out to super-dreamy hunkazoids.

» Vatican Teen These kids are putting the "I can!" back in Vat-i-can!

» Budget Orgy Planning
Caligula Caesar shares his voluminous knowledge.

» Julio Iglesias' Prom Planning Calculator for Boys: Pubescent magic!

» Church of Satan Picnic Planner For practioners of open-air ritual feasting.

» Suzanne's Oral Path- ology Guide: Tongue spots & cancres & sores – oh my!

» La Casa de Scrapple
It's so more than just pig head-and-anus meat loaf...

» Newspeak Monologues Clinton-era doubleplus ha-ha from TV's Jay Leno

» Truth in Advertising Long ago, when Surgeons General kept their filthy traps shut...

» Self Help With Lori
For 3 years she listened (and couldn't care less).