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email = whatistravis@XXXX.com
comments = Have fun on those horrible nights when you wonder why you are suffering and decide its just part of life. Have fun thinking life is meaningless and wondering why you shouldn't kill yourselves. Have fun waiting for the next thrill be it drugs, sick sex, sick masturbation, whatever. You can still change your life. It is never too late.
email = noway
comments = you people are sick bastards and deserve to be in jail yourselves. the lady in the story was wrong but your "Hero" was violent and evil and should be punished by the law! I know the story is nothing but propaganda but the idea of you promoting this kind of action and mindset is a sad thing, and the reason idiots fester ideas in their head and end up hurting people. hope your proud of yourselves. and your ignorance coupled with immaturity. for you exibit it so unabashedly.
email = upURassFag@XXXX.com
comments = You guys sound like nothing but a bunch of over bearing fucking assholes.Every one of you should be lined up and have baseball bats shoved in your assholes!!!!!!! Sincerely,
The Girl
email = lindleydiggs@XXXX.com
comments = Dear Dyke ass lesbian slut,
I can't believe I got suckered into reading one of your lame articles. I bet you dream this shit up while your rotten pussy burns from the latex glove you have to use on your oozing "crotch trigger." I just wanted you to know what a waste of ambulatory human protoplasm you are.
email = houtexassman@XXXX.com
comments = I do not know why you people are so offended, it is a joke. This site is horrible and the creators do seem like they are losers who enjoy master- bating together, other than that let it go. These guys will never do anything in life so be happy about that and make sure to smile at them when they come to pick up your garbage in 10 years. Maybe leave them a cracker so they can have a circle jerk in there gay garbage truck.
name = NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
email = mtiggerj@XXXX.com
comments = I AM A 1ST TIME VISITOR TO YOUR WEBSITE AND THE ONE AND ONLY ARTICLE THAT I READ WAS APPULING AND DISGUSTING. FOR YOU TO CALL AN OLD WOMAN A PATHETIC SENIAL BITCH IS NOT ONLY SICK BUT SHOWS THAT YOU AND YOUR COLIGUIES ARE LACKING RESPECT FOR THE HUMAN RACE NOT TO MENTION YOUR ELDERS.
IF YOU VALUE AN ANIMALS LIFE MORE THAN A HUMANS THATS YOUR OPINION, JUST DON'T TAKE YOUR AGRESSION OUT ON AN ELDERLY WOMAN. YOUR ANCESTORS ONLY MEANS OF SURVIVAL WERE TO KILL AND HUNT ANIMALS, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT???
SINCERELY,
M
email = elizebethmarie@XXXX.com
comments = I think this is one of the sickest sights I have ever seen on the internet.No wonder there are so many adult assholes in the world. They have many followers.Get help
name = les stephany
email = ldsteff@XXXX.net
comments = You low life lying motherfucker,if you had any balls you would at least let us know who you are and where you are.-It is great that you have to lower yourself to such a point to try to win acceptance--you are a fag loser,keep it up I love to see you waste your time!
email = crpndth@XXXX.com
comments = You suck, stop trying to fool people into believing you are the true White House site. Die with all the other DOT.IDIOTS
email = SonOfMojoHojo@XXXX.com
comments = Your website is sick. I can't belive a 5 1/2 year old girl has a gun. I also can't belive your sick organization threw a party for kids where the got to shoot at pictures of MEN FROM WASHINGTON DC!!! Kid's shouldn't have guns, and you guys make them think it's alright to shoot at living things!!!This disgusts me beyond my imagination.

Also Kooky Kid's Korner has the initials K.K.K.Yeah why don't you promote racism, and hatred while your at it.


email = tomhale@XXXX.com
comments = Your NRA kids section is not only offensive and wrong, it proves you to be a treasonous bastard! If my kids get you in their sights you won't have to worry about Chuck Heston! My children found your sight to be repugnent! I find you to be the same for publishing such anti-American trash! Eat shit fuck off and die asshole!
email = sscocca@XXXX.com
comments = I'm not in a frat. You guys are fuckin stupid. Chipper I'd kick in your fucking teeth you homo. If you do a circle jerk your a homo. All thatshit about spanking and nipple burning. You guys a fuckin fagets.
email = radarider43@XXXX.com
comments = Youíre Kooky Kids Korner parody is the reason why the NRA is so misunderstood by the general public. Yea it is great fun to make fun of something that you donít understand, but I would ask the question, is this really sarcasm? Thank goodness we have the 2nd Amendment so that when assholes like you pervert the 1st Amendment there is still an avenue of recourse to correct the situation. Get a life. John Walker Arlington, VA
email = Blateshkus@XXXX.nz
comments = What you are doing is wrong - i cannot believe that you would kill a human, who is also an animal, you stupidheads. The bible says we can kill animals, and Jesus ate fish. What would you do to a tapeworm if it lived inside of you, did you ever think of that?

D. Blateshkus
New Zealand


email = DAdams@XXXX.net
comments = 0t whom it may concern;
Get out of this country! we law abiding citizens dont need people like you on any web site let alone in any of our God fearing states or in that matter this country. After what happened to New York you can take this to your local schools and show them how much you HATE your freedom, maybe we will ship your ass to Turkey. So get out before we the people find you!
American Citizen Darrell Adams.
email = truth@XXXX.com
comments = Is this site a fucking joke? Perhaps you are a law inforcement intelligence agency doing a sad job? Anyway, if you are for real then i don't share your principles about swallowing goldfish etc.,or tofu. Emulated meat products, hideous though they are, will inevitably reduce meat eating from REAL ANIMALS! On a final note, i live in england (uk) and am definitely prepared to xxxx anyone who hurts animals and use xxxxxxxxxx to make changes. If we can reach compromise on this then i'm your man.
email = j.r.cronkite@XXXX.com
comments = What a waste. Don't like guns, then don't get one. Try to take mine away and you will die. It's as simple as that.
email = cathy.gorgens@surfcontrol.com
comments = I am sooooo offended. I have never seen a more childish and upsetting site as the Jerry Garcia Autopsy. You guys are trash, and have certainly worked hard to earn your place as an inappropriate site for filtering software. I hope your traffic dwindles to near non-existent!
email = jimmy.goad@XXXX.net
comments = Your web site seems to be some sort of left wing communist Holy Land. To improve your site, I advise you include pictures of Hillary licking Rosie's rancid clam. By the way, do you communist know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? She is Hillary and Janet Reno's illegitimate child. I get the feeling you bunch of freaks are dreading the death and annihilation my country is about to pour on the Arabs. I myself am looking forward to it.
email = me@XXXX.com
comments = I'm completely disgusted by this whole fraternity thing. It's really obvious that you guys are just a bunch of fags.
email = REDLINE185@XXXX.COM
comments = In the entire time I have spent studying abnormal psychology, I have rarely had the opportunity to witness insanity at this level. The complete lack of any modicum of truth is nothing short of astounding. I read your article on Winchester Black Talon ammo and couldn't help but notice that you guys have absolutely NO IDEA what you are talking about. Frankly, I'm amazed that the writer had the mental capacity to figure out the doorknob to get out of his apartment in the morning.
email = mileaucollective@XXXX.com
comments = YOU ARE BEING WATCHED BY THE COUNCIL OF FIVE IN A.R.M.
email = XXXXX@thephillipsgroup.com
comments = I don't know if you really exist or if this is just a bunch of people sitting at there desk typing relpys for this web sit. But if you really do exist I would love 5 minutes with you in a dark alley to beat the living fucking shit out of you. You degeneret pig. Looks like your the one who needs a little advise now. I bet it is very safe to say the reason you talk like an ignorant asshole acting like you've got all the answers is propbably because you have none. Not to mention you have probably never been in a meaningful realationship and or ever had sex, at least some really good sex. Because someone like you who acks like they've got all the answers usually don't know the first thing about woman. And that is why you will propbably always be a dumb ferternity jock who tells story about experiences you have never even had, you sorry ass bitch. Please feel free to write back anytime. I'm always up for a good laugh. See ya loser
email = XXXXX@hocking.edu
comments = I am a nineteen year old NRA member I suggest you pull your're little NRA section, they have been contacted and will file suit
email = curly420@XXXX.com
comments = you people are fucking morons, god damn you need to be put in the ground and I hopr its by your own children hands...
email = maggiet38@XXXXX.net
comments = you people are like the kkk . for every member of peta terrorist their is thousands of us . you like to push old people and people that are sick around . had the pleasure of punching one of you in the face in syracuse one time . and he squealed like a pig . people are uniting to stamp out the scum that you are .
email = mjb301@XXXX.com
comments = Nice site guys. Are you guys those fucking losers in college who couldn't get a bid to a fraternity? Don't be bitter, although i understand. What independent wouldn't be jealous. We live in gorgeous homes, we control the campus, we're rich, we drive nice cars, girls love us...it goes on and on. The fact of the matter is that Greeks are superior to most independents, not all. Greeks have higher GPAs, participate in more campus activities and take part in more philanthropic events. Here are a few facts regarding Greeks in America. 85% of Fortune 500 companies are headed by Greeks, 85% of Fortune 500 executives are fraternity members, 70% of Who's Who in America listees are Greeks, all but 3 US Presidents since 1928 have been fraternity members, and it goes on. Don't worry guys, we Greeks will continue to run this country since we obviously exude leadership. Thanks for your time.
email = amangan@XXXX.net
comments = You put guns in the hands of children in an adverserial situation in order to make a point? You gave no consideration to the impact it would have on the children?

I think that you are guilty of child abuse and I fully intend to have this issue investigated by the FBI or any federal organization that protects children.


email = reanimator999@XXXX.com
comments = Hey, that's pretty funny! Or at least it would be if a was a half-witted moron with an IQ of 6. Before you spent so much time on the great design and layout, you should of thought about how fucking stupid you're substance was.
email = brymed79@XXXX.com
comments = fuck you. with your funny ritalin joke. I happen to have a brother who has ADD/ADHD and along with that goesn depression. It is not a funny thing and he has had many problems with it. So, fuck you and your funny self. Not funny under any circumstances. Once again, fuck you bastards
email = [none]
comments = I was looking for information on anal gland infections since one of my 1-year old Westies is getting hers removed tomorrow and found a startling bit on your web site that blasts some poor lady, who probably loves her cat dearly, for being "old and senile" ?? Perhaps it stands to reason that this lady had no idea that her cat had issues and that if the opinion expressed in the article is representative of the "A.D.M." than you all need to lighten the hell up!!!

Why don't you spend your time going out into the wild to make sure non-domesticated animals don't have any anal gland issues that need tending to? Probably do a lot more good for animals. Or is it true that "All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others" ???


email = I am the Prime Minister of Planet Pop!
comments = Hah! Betcha don't know what that means!!!!!!!!Well, you are nasty fuckbrains who like nothing better than to give people stick day in day out. Oh, I remember! You don't know what stick means either!!!!!!!!!! I used to like your site, but now I think you belong on Planet Crap. I am deleting you. Goodbye.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
email = [none]
comments = comments = While I doubt that you have the basic human decency to care, I find your website ignorant and offensive. Regardless of your feelings towards President Reagan, the plight of alzeheimers disease brings tremendous suffering to numerous Americans and your attempt at a cheap laugh comes at their expense. Your gun safety smear only serves to provide a kid who stumbles upon your site yet another bad example of unsafe and criminal behavior. It is my sincere hope that you take some measure of pride in these efforts when it is your own family and friends who find themselves suffering from the maladies and injuries that you find so humorous today.
email = frigid@XXXX.com
comments = Hey fags,
Just thought I should point out that all of your frat fags are not cool in anyway. Im sure you think you are with your little white college hats, and abercrombie sweater vests, but your not. For godsake your talking about circle jerking on your main page, nothing can scream homo more. I hope you all die and rott in hell.
email = YouFuckedup@XXXX.com
comments = Man, picking on Jerry is a no no, you hav to realize what he, and the rest of the dead meant to our society, the Freedom and joy that the Dead brought to Millions of people, for over 30 years, anyway, I'm POSITIVE that the Garcia autopsy portion of your site will not be in operation much longer, but I hope you are prepared to recieve the karma that I'm sure (very sure) is heading your way.

   - a very disappointed Discordian Deadhead


email = XXXXX@bigfoot.com
comments = yur little fling with these dick heads will come to an end
your a tit and will end at the bottom
the 12 yr old bully needs a 2 x 4 up the back of his head
he's creating the next manson
your show of this page is sick
your support iresposible
email = nickca@XXXX.com
comments = What kind of flaccid loser would author a "humorous" site in SUPPORT of animal testing? Tell me, what valuable information can be gained from vivisecting puppies or determining how many caustic chemicals can be sprayed in a cat's eyes before it hurts/kills it? Your site sucks. Totally undeserving of Cruel Site of the Day.
email = [none]
comments = FUCK YOU, LIBERAL COMMIE PINKO BASTARDS!!!
email = [none]
comments = Your NRA Kooky Kids Korner is disgusting! Children have been killed in our schools because of morons like you who are so socially inept that they have to express their worthless ideas and views from behind the protection of a computer screen.

I can't wait to hear you moan when the Feds repeal your 1st Amendment right to put garbage like this on the Internet. At least then, you will have to show your face in public to be heard, and we'll see just how "Chicken-SHIT" you really are!


email = XXXXX@cornell.edu
comments = basically, your andy rooney thing stinks. its just dumb.
email = yours bitch
comments = your the fucking problem you aragant asshole...how would you go about that..you know fixing your problem first before you give others advice that comes straight from your ass...
email = t7kimba@XXXX.com
comments = Hello. I am with a new group dealing with world issues, and I wanted to share my opinions about A.D.M. First, I would like to say that I am NOT against people standing up for what they believe in. Animal Rights is an issues that people should get involved with. I am, though, AGAINST the way people go about it. The voilent (YES I said said VOILENT) ways of A.D.M. is not as effective as the NON VOILENT ways of other groups. A lot of people do not want to listen to people like that. - I am glad that A.D.M. cares about animal rights and does take action ... but it is the WAY OF ACTION that I do not agree with. Again, this is my opinion. Thank you for your time.
email = scliff1@XXXX.uk
comments = Ur fucked up arnt u. This is the biggest waste of space i have ever seen. Get a life u sick and twisted bunch of inbred shit sniffers.
email = fuckyou@aol.com
comments = A real shithead site.
email = [none]
comments = We wish to extend our gratitude for your ongoing efforts to educate the docile American public away from the notion of self defense. As we're sure you're aware, the disarmament of the American citizenry is one of the last stones in the Most Perfect Plan. With the means to resist removed, the "leader" of the free world will be powerless to effect any meaningful force upon our coming LORD'S desires. All will be subject to HIS most perfect LAW. Again, thanks.
email = XXXXX@aol.com
comments = You seem to be having a lot of fun with your site. I'm afraid I'll never buy anything from you because Jerry Garcia was never autopsied. The Widow Garcia got special dispensation from the Marin County authorities and Jerry was cremated the next day. Your JG Autopsy page is less than funny and serves as disinformation for the Drug War.
email = XXXXX@noon.com
comments = Sick,Perverted Twisted, MORON.
email = [none]
comments = hey i like to smoke im 16 and all my friends love to smoke.i hate your message that you try to present. it isnt helping and how dare you laugh at the marboro man dieing in that stupid commercial.i think you are a bunch of nerds and i wish you would quit acting like you are some big deal.everyone i know is still smoking so kiss a big fat cig.butt you losers.you got way to much time on your hands.later geeks.lol
email = XXXXX@aol.com
comments = I DID NOT THINK IT WAS FUNNY( YOUR LITTLE SITE). WHEN I SAW AND READ THAT I CRIED. AFTER ALL THE KIDS THAT DIED , I JUST CANT BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT STUFF.YOU WOULD SEE SO DIFERENTLY IF YOU YOURSELF LOST A CHILD. HOPE YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT, I KNOW I CANT... THANKS YOU MADE EVERY MOTHERS DREAMS EVEN MORE FEARFULL!!!!!
email = [none]
comments = You are injurious. Whatever. The Spirit forgives you.

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