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DATE = 03/05/2005
SUBJECT = Umm.. Yeah
NAME = Cole Ryan
MESSAGE = You (anyone associated with the making of this site) are quite possibly the stupidist fucking group of people ever to be on the face of the earth, you write this, because in turn you are fat and ugly and couldn't get laid to sace your life, the is a reason you are abstinant is because in turn like mentioned above, you are most likely fat and ugly, enjoy your McDonald's and ice cream fatties!
DATE = 03/05/2005
SUBJECT = you make...
NAME = Cat
MESSAGE = you make sex seem like a bad thing... you never say anything about marrigae unless it was about the pledge part.. but yer just practically giving people the wrong idea about saying that... because sex is NOT always a bad thing. if your married and you really love eachother you become one with that person. soon, but even i know sex isnt always bad, some can be, but not always... but like i said, you all make it seem like a bad thing... and you are pratically calling A LOT of girls little whores, and sluts. not ALL girls are like that, you know? this site shouldnt even be posted, you all should think about what you say before you publish it. you all are calling teenage grils whores, oe, slut, and what not, not straight forward, but you can bring a lot of girls down like that, and some poeple wonder why girls always bring themseves down, is because they hear stuff like this... THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! im a christian, and i know whati believe, the bible doesnt say sex is bad you shouldnt be doing things like this... no it says you should wait until you are married, but you say nothing about it, except for number 5 in the pledge. i find this page very offensive to a lot of grils.
DATE = 03/03/2005
SUBJECT = the site
NAME = Tom Leavy
MESSAGE = I love how you republican assholes decide that it is a good idea to call a website sex is for "fags". Good idea to throw in a nice gay bashing while you tell those good southern boys not to have sex. Way to go fuckers i hope you burn in hell.
DATE = 03/03/2005
SUBJECT = site...
NAME = S Parsons
MESSAGE = i don't even know how i stumbled into your site, but i'd like to say that whoever you are, you don't a damn CLUE what your talking about with your "iron hymen" bullshit. don't give me that 'no premarital sex' bullshit!! when someone is 17, 18, 19, they are HIGHLY LIKELY to have sex, unless they are involved with some church group bullshit, which is probably what you are!! it's sites like this and people like you that disgust me. take your religion and 'girl power' bullshit somewhere else too. also, in the '10 things every girl should know about boys and their privates' article (http://ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp), mrs. george bush says:
6. Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.
seems to me like that BITCH is a racist and a sexist. just because you piss doesn't mean you don't wash. and how the fuck does she know how clean a mexicans toilet is? i'd rather wash in a mexicans toilet then wash in shitty fucking america's toilet. america is the WORST country in the world. your website is PATHETIC and so are you.
DATE = 03/01/2005
SUBJECT = WTF?
NAME = Khristl
MESSAGE = Sure... let's just continue to spread hatred and ignorance like AIDS, maybe you should educate on alternative lifestyles and the gay community. I'm all for abstinence, but my god, having some respect!!!
DATE = 02/28/2005
SUBJECT = Idiocy
NAME = jacob tremblay
MESSAGE = You guys are sick, lying, twisted black hearted fools.
DATE = 02/26/2005
SUBJECT = Offensive
NAME = RoSTraX
MESSAGE = This site is completely out of hand and offensive. Mrs.Bush is showing complete disrespect for foreign nations and it is giving kids the wrong impression. If a girl does not want to have sex she can let the person she CHOOSES to date know that is her wishes. Violence should never be the way to tell a man "Not untill marriage"
DATE = 02/26/2005
SUBJECT = NRA-KKK.org
NAME = Brian Majors
MESSAGE = That is one of the most vile websites I have ever seen. I only makes us gun owners look like a bunch of homicidal rednecks. I know you don't care about my opinion, but have some decency would you? Oh, nevermind. I see you come out of New York...
DATE = 02/26/2005
SUBJECT = Your agenda, your vagina
NAME = Natasha Easton
MESSAGE = I have a friend who is gay. I wonder if you gals are just crappy hussies or if you understand what kind of effect your vile attitude has on sensitive men.I guess this site may be ironical, but if not it is time the domain owner looked up that word in the dictionary.Please, please understand that this train of unkindness needs to be stopped for the benefit of the souls who suffer from it. May the Lord bless you
DATE = 02/26/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Ryan Theodore
MESSAGE = You are turning boys into fags. shame on you. Sex is a wonderful thing, i love eating and fucking pussy. Fuck you for turning boys gay!
DATE = 02/26/2005
SUBJECT = Hypocrites
NAME = doug dean
MESSAGE = Do you realize that number two in you pledge states "2. To never wear trampy stuff like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it." But you sell t-shirts on the bottom of the same page, not to mention the spagetti tank top on your next page, which most people would consider more slutty than a t-shirt. If you can't even follow this simple pledge, how can anyone believe that you wouldn't buckle under pressure if someone was pressuring you into sex. I truly think your website is a waste of internet space and time.

Sincerely,
Doug
DATE = 02/25/2005
SUBJECT = WTF?
NAME = Dale Martin
MESSAGE = you people are sick, i do not disagree with abstinence, but telling them to bash people who do not follow your 'cult'. that is ridiculous you people need to have a serious re-think of your values
DATE = 02/21/2005
SUBJECT = Your Website
NAME = Bentley Corbitt
MESSAGE = You know, there are few things in life I really find offensive. Your website is one of them.

Where do you people get off (Yes, the pun was intended), spouting such offensive, sexist comments, then try to use it as part of an abstinance program? Exactly what message are you trying to send? That ONLY homosexuals have premarital sex? That having premarital sex can turn you INTO a homosexual?

If you guys want to push an abstinance agenda, that's one thing, but demeaning a group of people in the process is just wrong. Not to mention, but I don't really like my tax dollars going toward an effort like this anyway.
DATE = 02/19/2005
SUBJECT = HOMO
NAME = NANCY CECHVALA
MESSAGE = Dude you're a fuckin homo, I mean honestly SEX IS FOR FAGS? get real queer. You're telling me you're never gonna touch a woman. What are you 12. Dude you got to be 1 of the 3 following things:

1) Some kind of queer who's gonna be some guy's bitch or wife.

2) A nerd who spends his time beatin off to star trek.

3) Or you're gonna grow 2 be a serial killer.


DATE = 02/18/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Mike Van Boeyen
MESSAGE = Too much free time on your hands? Or just way too ugly to get laid?
DATE = 02/17/2005
SUBJECT = shame
NAME = ben richardson
MESSAGE = shame on you. what you propose is fear tactics. what you claim to be scientific facts are religeous myths. scales on the PENIS? yes, i said the word, get over it. you might as well tell the girls they are horrible creatures who god regrets ever creating. fuck you. you're sex is gay site for boys is also a horrific crime. most of the ways on avoiding temptation listed on that site seem homosexual in nature. you promote scandal, fear, and brainwashing manipulation. shame on you, fuck you. shove this up your sacred jelly hole fuckhead.
DATE = 02/17/2005
SUBJECT = sex for fags
NAME = dussintek
MESSAGE = what you have done with sex is for fags and iron hymen is no laughing matter. take one serious look at yourself and realize you are the problem in this country. you might as well be a fag yourself, and i assume you are. based upon what was said in the advice on how to avoid sex, you know nothing of what you speak. thinking about sex wont help the children at all. you are a pervert and a loser, im sorry your parents showed little to no affection towards you. fuck off you fucking fuck and go back to your home fucking planet.
DATE = 02/17/2005
SUBJECT = I can't beleive my eye's
NAME = S. Halliday
MESSAGE = To whom this may concern:

This is the most obsene, ridiculous "so called" webpage I have ever seen in my life. Instead of influencing homosexuality, why not teach the young to do "it" correctly and safely. I am sad to see that the originator of this website has to do with the American government, and that people like this actually exist. Sex is a human right and also a health benefit, and it should not by any means be introduced to younger citizens by people with serious issues, such as the author of this webpage.

S. H.


DATE = 02/17/2005
SUBJECT = Your site
NAME = Peter J.
MESSAGE = It's really unfortunate you feel you have to LIE to young boys to get them interested in abstinence. Terrible. For starters, having sex out of wedlock does not make 'retards'. This is insulting..'speaking in kids language'. Give me a break. And shame on you. You have NO credibility. And teaching (or playing into) some of the intolerance and hatred of adolescence is far from uplifting. Hatred and intolerance for 'fags' is NOT BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN. I wish nothing but bad things for you and your embarassing, pitiful website.

Thanks kindly,

Peter


DATE = 02/16/2005
SUBJECT = Demise
NAME = James McKee
MESSAGE = Hello,

I have no clue who this email is reaching...i only hope you take the time to consider some of the points i will be addressing.

I am extremely disturbed by the website you have...it is repulsive. The worst thing about it, is that it will inevitably reach the minds of our impressionable youth. If you could see things from my eyes you would feel boundless amounts of shame.

"Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking cuz He already knows! "

That is HEINOUS...a truly vile and ignorant thing to display on a website.

I wish there was some way for me to express to you how very WRONG you are for putting this up in cyberspace.

Regards,

James

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16


DATE = 02/16/2005
SUBJECT = Racism
NAME = Jonathon Simister-Jennings
MESSAGE = Could you please remove #5 from http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp, although your intentions are good (to protect girls virginity) this racism is uncalled for...
DATE = 02/16/2005
SUBJECT = You are Idiots get off the Web
NAME = Craig DuBuc
MESSAGE = Yours is absolutely the worst site I have ever seen. Get off the The Internet! Go eat shit and die!

Craig


DATE = 02/16/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Alan Sramek
MESSAGE = HONESTLY, I THINK THE MAIN REASON THESE KIDS ARE IN THIS "COOL CLUB" IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY'LL NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO BE WITH A WOMAN. I AM DAMN ASHAMED TO CALL THIS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET, NOW. THE PRESSURING OF YOU GUYS ON US KIDS......PRESSURES US TO HAVE SEX. IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE TARGETING THE COMMUNCIATION NETWORKS, TELEVISION, INTERNET, EVEN EVERYDAY MAIL. KIDS JUST DON'T GO OUT AND HAVE SEX EVERYDAY LIKE YOU ARE MAKING IT SOUND. KIDS DO IT BECAUSE PEOPLE TELL THEM NOT TO. DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING, DRUG USE, AND MURDER, OTHER THAN SEX. I THINK YOU'LL AGREE WITH ME ON THIS ISSUE.

ALAN SRAMEK
AGE: 20


DATE = 02/15/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = JAKE KUMMER
MESSAGE = What is your problem? this site has no factual basis and will more likely turn these kids into homosexuals than do any good. I think that abstainance is a great idea. However you need to reevaluate your methods.
      Thank You,
           Jake
DATE = 02/15/2005
SUBJECT = wow, you must be retarted
NAME = The wojo
MESSAGE = Shiiiiit son, think im gonna listen to a C student when he tells me not to get the pussy? The only reason man was put on this earth is to spread his seed.

Shit, im a 4.0 student with NO Std's and i still get the pussy on the daily son. You need to do some g-in checkin and get that dick wet for once. Shit son, you really need to fuckin do somethin about ur retarted website. pussy is the greatest thing ever next to sk8boardin.


DATE = 02/15/2005
SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = joey mosbrucker
MESSAGE = u faggots, thats not even the real white house website. look at those kids, they couldnt have sex if they tried. this just makes losers, fat, and ugly ppl make excuses for being shitty
DATE = 02/14/2205
SUBJECT = Just a question
NAME = Justin Barber
MESSAGE = You guys are so stupid for a few reasons

1) All of your "Top 10" reasons are hella lame, lock yourself in the closet. Ok you do that I will call you EMO, cut yourself on the wrist while your at it.
2) There are female nasacr drivers you need to do your research.
3) Boyscouts = gay unless you are under the age of 10.
4) Why study for school? That is what the nerd next to you is for. Oh wait, you are the nerd!!
5) Not all girls are sluts, they're just the one's that wont have sex with you mostly because you probably dont shower and smell like shite.
6) GAP is gay, like you guys.
7) Sex isnt only for fags, heterosexuals do it all the time.
8) Bully a Sissy? Are you kidding me? You couldnt bully an ant.
9) Finger Herpes? Never heard of it and I dont think anyone else has either. and
10) Get yourself laid. I wont tell anyone if you have to pay for it, just do it.


DATE = 01/19/2005
SUBJECT = guns
NAME = ariel mann
MESSAGE = guns kill people inicent people ur the reson 4 colombine ur the reson teens like me kill them selve or eachother YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE THIS IS DISCUSTING !!! AND BLACK PEOPLE ARNT BAD U NEED TO LERN TO ADAPT TO CHANGE .WHAT IF SOME ONE SHOOT UR MOM ?? UR WIFE?? UR VERY OWN KIDS?? I BET UD BE PRETTY SAY Agh?? WELL PEOPLE LIKE U KILL INECENT PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE DAY ?? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SET THIS GUN BULL SHIT INTO A CHILDS MIND THAT IS SOOO SICK !!! GUNNS KILL YOUR SICK YOU TEACH HATE SOMTHING MUST HAVE WENT RONG IN UR CHILD HOOD FOR YOU TOO BE LIKE THIS !!! YOU KNOW PEOPLE HATE YOU AND YOUR PUTTING UR FAMILY AND FRIENDE AT RISK WITH UR SAPPORT GUNS SHIT KUZ PEOPLE DONT SAPORT GUNS SO INSTESD OF CARYING A GUN I THINK PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD CARRY A BULET PROOF VEST!!!!!!! AND TASTE YOUR OWN MEDICIN!!!!!!!
DATE = 01/11/2005
SUBJECT = Surf Control
NAME = JL
MESSAGE = FYI: Surf Control now has your site in the "Violence" category:

http://mtas.surfcontrol.com/mtas/MTASNovell.asp


DATE = 12/30/2004
SUBJECT = sickening
NAME = cavartk9
MESSAGE = your nra site is a total disgrace and your attempt to try and tie them to the horrid kkk is reprehensible. I hope the nra sues you penniless.
DATE = 12/19/2004
SUBJECT = nra?
NAME = BILCARHURD
MESSAGE = this is a joke, right? a picture of a kid blasting off a dogs head? playing with high cal guns???WTF? keep your hat and patch! I will NEVER renew my membership!!!!
DATE = 10/24/2004
NAME = Andrew N.
SUBJECT = about your site
MESSAGE = Hello there, I just read your page on hazing called "Hazing Central". This e-mail is directed to the person who wrote it: You sound like a fucking faggot, dude. Rub the guys balls after watching him hump a watermelon? That's fucking sick and very gay. Then masturbate after sticking shit up his ass? What the fuck is your problem? If you're not a gay guy who's into rough, painful gay sex, then you're got some serious issues. I really hope that shit was a joke or something. If you care to explain, then feel free to reply to this e-mail.
DATE = 09/18/2004
SUBJECT = Kooky Kidz Korner
NAME = F. Bergman
MESSAGE = I just visited your NRA-KKK web site (by accident). But you should consider how your satire affects law abiding citizens who appreciate their 2nd Amendment rights. When you're lying on your back in your livingroom, with a boot on your throat, helplessly watching someone you love violently raped...it's too late to reconsider, "gee, maybe I should have a gun."
DATE = 09/10/2004
SUBJECT = YOU LIES
NAME = johnupton
MESSAGE = I plan as an Nra Member to get you off the Internet,AOl booted you,Im startting a Site to bannish guns from HATE SITES..So start your spelling,All klans will be notified of your bashing I think this site SUCKS. I have contaced the Law Dept. of the NRA.......Dem, need to grow up see ya soon. AZZHOLE> YOUR A discrace to the USA. I promise to help shut you down........Or destroy your hate group,what a dummby ,give him a rope & he hung himself..........Smart thinking.......
- Former Fire Dept Employee
DATE = 08/17/2004
SUBJECT = (no subject)
NAME = Beemerdude46
MESSAGE = i just wanted yo uto know that you and people like you are the primary reason that theer should be a law that requires an intelligence test that has to prove you have a two digit IQ to play with anything more complicated than a spoon
DATE = 08/14/2004
SUBJECT = You cunt holes
NAME = Julian
MESSAGE = Upon seeing your children's section, I almost vomited. The drawing by Georgie Decker is the most horrifying image it has ever been my displeasure to be forced to endure. You make me sicker than I could ever describe. If John and Chrissy really "hinkeled out four communists" they deserve to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and beyond. This page is sick and unjust. I'm sure you're ALL FROM THE SOUTH, except for that kid Gergorie Decker, who might as well be. That kid Kip, who wants to be a prison guard when he grows up? Why don't you shoot a little lower, like a prisonER.

Fuck you,

A good person who is just a liiiiiiittle pissed
DATE = 04/06/2004
NAME = buu majin
SUBJECT = nice.....
MESSAGE = wow, i feel really sorry for you..... you are a grown human being and have absolutely no life obviously..... u must have spent quite a bit of time makeing that website of yours.... maybe if you spent a few of those years you were/are in college doing somethin besides trying unsuccessfully to get into a fraternity you would have something to do with yourself other than bash people you dont know. U truely are a very sad individual..... do society a favor, be the the outcasted gothic kid who hangs himself in his dormroom and is found a week later by the RA who gets a complaint about the stench, and not by his firends, because he doesnt have any...... Learn what a f raternity actually is beforeyou embarass yourself and respond with a volley of useless, disproven statements about fraternities....
email = filled_with_fun@XXXX.com
comments = Why G.W. Bush? Why? Destroying overtime pay, destroying the environment to the benefit of oil companies! Fuck him, and you stupid people who are supporting the downfall of america!
email = mr3kd@XXXX.net
comments = I just finished taking a look at your web site nra-kkk.org I wont mince words here mister... your in need of a tune up. To use children in the way that you have done is beyond sick and rest assured I will be forwarding your sick site to everyone I know so as to apply the maximum amount of pressure on your sorry self to take it off the web.

Enjoy the heat


email = youdontmatter@XXXX.com
comments = I truly hope you don't think you're funny or cute. Your organization is an abomination. And no matter what you may believe, you reap what you sow.
email = goblow.com
comments = you are total and complete pigs We will see what God has in store for you...
email = lynyrd@XXXX.net
comments = You should be ashamed of this web site. I will check on sponers. If you have any, they will here from me and others.
email = klittle@XXXX.com
comments = The makers of www.whitehouse.org are HUMAN GARBAGE and should join Bush in that Lake of Fire.
email = tyronned@XXXX.com
comments = It's not a matter of if but when! You are sick and i hope you all get put in prison very soon!!
email = radzzen@XXXX.com
comments = your stories are pathetic. rather than bitch and groan, educate the owners of pets. i own 2 male dogs and it wasn't until the 2nd dog that i found out the anal glands. my first dog just never had the problem.
email = mikedaniels@XXXX.com
comments = I have seen and done a lot of stupid things. Your web sight is the most idiotic thing that I have ever seen. I hope that you are a nigger, then I would excpect this kind of trash. Hope you can do something constructive with the rest of your life.
email = Trottau@XXXX.com
comments = What fucking losers!!!!!!!! In case you frat "BOYS" didn't notice, girls with meat on their bones are becoming more and more popular. So what's your definition of a fat chick????? What your father fucks every night before he goes to bed? Anyways, I think you guys need to grow up and realize that you are a bunch of superficial assholes, who allow themselves to get so fucked up that more than likely you took it up the ass and didn't even realize it. So how many times did you take it in the ass 1-5, 6-10, or 10+.
email = Kim_Mott-Smith@XXXX.net
comments = You wonder why there are so many school shootings. I pray for the safety of our youth, that they ban guns and DESTROY this organization! This is totally sending kids the worng message about guns. Oh and the Kooky Kwotes are even worse. I don't see how you people sleep at night with the tyoe of garbage you put out for people to see. If this site was directed to parents then maybe it would be different but you are teaching kids that it's okay to take a concealed weapon to school and shoot innocent young boys and girls. I hope you people burn in HELL!
email = Happysak2@XXXX.com
comments = you are a complete bitch who i would love to slap the shit out of
email = traceypisser@XXXX.com
comments = i kept waiting for this to get funny. it didn't. i hope you get prostate cancer, pig cunt.

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