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How many burnet's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
Like, flip on that light switch bitch! Hello?
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What do you get when you cross a burnet with a carrot top? |
A frigid bitch covered in gross freckles!
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Why do people think burnet's are all smart? |
Because they feel sorry they're so ugly and boring and stupid and almost never get plowed!
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What do you do if a burnet throws a grenade at you? |
Laugh at her for acting all butch and breaking her fingernails on it!
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What do you call 24 burnet's in a box? |
A case of stuck-up bitches from the lesbian virgin sorority!
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Burnet's are so stupid that like, they're always fashion season behind. No I'm serious: they'll be wearing cashmere and leather pants next year. Stupid!
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Why do burnet's wear glasses? |
Because they're cranky old frumpazoids who work at the library store! LOL!
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What did the burnet say to the electrolysis lady? |
I know, I know – I've got like a total grizzly bear pelt curling around the edges of my saggy old thong! Can you help?
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You know why men date burnet's? |
Because they're fagets and they think that they have man meat down there!
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Why don't burnet's give blowjobs? |
Because, like, they're too busy taking my order during my HOT DATE!
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What's the difference between a burnet and dog shit? |
NOTHING!
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Santa Claus, Maya Angelou, Dwight Eisenhower, a pretty burnet, and ME are all walking along and we see $100 on the ground. Who gets it first? |
Me! Because all the others are totally make-believe!
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What's the difference between an ugly burnet and an icky lawyer? |
None! burnet are usually lawyers.
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You might be a burnet if... you totally have a moustache, skank-whore!
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Okay true story: there was this burnet once and she was so mega stupid she drank Slim Fast and her "sensible dinner" was pizza!
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How can you tell if a burnet just had sex? |
There's snowmen getting rolled in hell!
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What did one burnet say to the other burnet? |
Why don't we just give up and kill ourselves!
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Oh my god! A burnet walked into a doctors office and didn't even get a nose job or upgrade to a D-cup. Lame!
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Like, there was this totally dumb burnet who totally walked into Dolce & Gabana, and was all "where are the khakis?"
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So like this burnet is all wicked mad and is telling her friend that she gave her boyfriend a "piece of her mind" and like, if she was mad, why did she give him oral sex?
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A blonde and a bunet walk into a bar, and like, the burnet orders a beer – and it's domestic! Bud? YUCK!
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So like a blonde and a burnet were stranded on a desert island… and the dumb burnet was bummed, but like wow! Total tan city!
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What do you call a burnet with dyed blonde hair? |
The root of all evil! Get it? Duh!
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Knock, knock |
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| A burnet |
| A burnet who? |
Let me in so I can bore you with how smart I am and then can I beg you to fuck my brains out because no one will touch me with a ten million foot pole!
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HA HA HA! Sux on that you burnet bitchs!
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