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BEATDOWN PROFILE #1:
Who: "Spaz"
Why: I used to eat lunch with Spaz. One day we're in the cafeteria and he's got pizza on his tray, just sitting there. I'm all, "You gonna eat that?" He's all, "No." Then he picks it up and licks the whole top of it. Then he holds it out and goes, "Want it?" So I go, "No." Then I knock out his front teeth.
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