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BEATDOWN PROFILE #5:
Who: "Fat-Ass"
Why: I like chocolate. So does Fat-Ass. He always has a ton of candy in his book bag too. So one day we're outside and he's sitting on his big fat ass. I go up and go, "Give me some chocolate, Fat-Ass." He goes, "I only got gummi bears today." I go, "Liar." He goes, "Nuh-uh!" So I stuff his face in a mud puddle and go, "Now you got chocolate!"
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