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BEATDOWN PROFILE #6:
Who: "Boner"
Why: When we got back to school in September, this kid shows up all different. He's got this dumb mustache and squeaky voice. I'm all, whatever. Few days later, a bunch of us are behind 7-Eleven smoking butts, and who do we find reading Hustler and playing himself like a freaking trombone? Boner, that's who. We busted him up good.
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