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Julio Iglesias' Prom Planning Calculator for Boys
Hello To You My Young American Friends...

As the world's greatest lover of women, now in my 43rd year of introducing fine young ladies to the ways of loving, I come to you here to help you plan the most magical evening of your puberty.

Use the calculator to unburden yourself of math, and the "TIP" button to unleash the awesome power of my four decades of virgin-conquering finesse.

Julio's Prom Calculator
click for my tip Sensual Gifts $
click for my tip Fine Motorcar $
click for my tip Romantic Meal $
click for my tip Designer Garments $
click for my tip Collateral Materials $
click for my tip Leisure Items $
TOTAL: $
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