Regina The Disciplinary Nanny!
Secrets Revealed!
People's always askin' me how come the kids gets to fightin' in the minivans. I tell 'em — there's too much damned room in them minivans. You give a kid too much room, it'll be twitchin' & fidgetin' the whole friggin' trip. And then you gotta tell 'em, "Now y'all settle down back there, or I will start dishin' out the cold molasses enemas!"

Backseat Shenanigans - Images ©1999 PhotosToGo
Fussin' around in the minivan causes crashes.
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