CHICKENHEAD
Identity Politics OUTRAGE GENERATOR
Have you been offended by the vocabulary of those who dare to formulate perspectives not identical to your own? Do others fail to lavish reverential praise upon the immutable traits of your person? Then use the amazing Identity Politics Outrage Generator to conjure instant sympathy and media fascination with the emotional minutiae of your heart-wrenching persecution complex!

To Whom It May ,

I am writing today to my utter over the fact that dared to the dreaded "".

You see, I am inordinately proud of my – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to – not to mention all the determination it took me to master . That's why pride in my constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant .

Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about , then it's time for !

Furthermore, as a of the esteemed of the , it is my to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the , as a proud expression of our !

You know, growing up in my   , it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY .

And that's why when used the , I felt I'd been personally , and as such hereby formally demand .

Yours

PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical   like YOU!

Groupthink Newsstand
SUBSCRIBE NOW to an identity-based periodical! Realize your full navel-gazing potential!

Men's Journal
Men's Journal
Jewish Woman
Jewish Woman
Asian Week
Asian Week
Urban Latino
Urban Latino
Ms. Magazine
Ms. Magazine
Gay Life
Gay Life
Islamica
Islamica
Black Men
Black Men
©2007 - chickenhead productions - contact