Vawentine's Day is a vewy speciawl day fow me - Iwon Mike Tyson! Each yeaw, I wike to take severawl moments and white nice wetters to awh the fowks in my wife who awe impowtant to me. I guess you couwd say I have a big, sensitive heawt. You got a pwoblem with that punk? Cuz if you do, we couwd meet in an back awwey in five minutes and I couwd gwease up my fist with youw bwood and pwison wape you if you wike! Yeah, that's what I twat!  

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